A Masters Saturday for the Ages (A.K.A. Wilco, the Show Review)

Yeah, Mickelson holed out from the Applebees parking lot on Washington Road en route to a 67, Couples kept himself in contention at the tender age of 470 and Westwood showed grit and reserve in a 68 that kept him in the lead. I’m sure that all of you couch potatoes had a great time watching it. And I’m sure I would have had just as fun as you did if I’d planted my self in front of the plasma.

Instead, I spent my Masters Saturday in the City of Brotherly Love with two of my lovely brothers from college. After a fun-filled drive up Everybody’s Favorite Interstate, complete with an unintended 40 minute backtrack (well, we WERE heading toward Baltimore when we were south of it) we had:

1. An all too quick walking tour of the city. But my pal Bob (the Philly local) managed to hit a couple of key highpoints, like the oldest residential street in America. There are places for rent there right now – imagine living in a 300 year old building. Then Drew had his first real Philly cheesesteak from Sonny’s. Being a Jersey boy and being disgusted by Cheese Whiz (slay me in the comments if you like – I can’t do Whiz), I got a Provie with (fried onions). While my heart still belongs to AC Subs (my South Jersey family’s favorite), this was one of the best steaks I’d ever had. Blew Pat’s away.

2. Strong Belgian beer and spirited political debate at Eulogy. I stayed away from the Delerium Tremens (we had other business to attend to later) and stuck with the Leffe Blond. Delicious. And it’s fun to listen to traditional (not neo-) conservatives agree with liberal political philosophy.

3. The reason Drew and I drove up. Wilco at the Electric Factory. I have to be honest, I like Wilco, but I did not love them before this show. I do really enjoy the new album. “Wilco (the song)” rocks enough to keep my attention, and the clever self-deprecation of the lyrics keep me smug and self-satisfied. Besides, they played it on the Colbert Report. Instant classic! And “Bull Black Nova” is one of my favorite songs in recent memory. But most of their recorded material is just a bit too soft for my general tastes, which relegates them to sleepytime music for me. To be honest, I’m more of a Son Volt kind of a guy (again, slay me in the comments, I can take it).

Having been on vacation the week before the show, I was fairly unplugged from the blogosphere and had not been reading reviews. I had no idea I was in for a three-hour rockathon that made Guided by Voices feel like Lawrence Welk. Below is the setlist that Bob compiled (with a couple of assists from your humble author).

1. Wilco (the song)
2. I’m Trying to Break Your Heart
3. Ashes of American Flags
4. Bull Black Nova
5. You Are My Face
6. One Wing
7. A Shot in the Arm
8. I’ll Fight
9. Company in My Back
10. Pot Kettle Black
11. Handshake Drugs
12. California Stars
13. Impossible Germany
14. Poor Places
15. Spiders (Kidsmoke)- acoustic version
16. You and I – acoustic
17. Sunken treasure
18. That’s Not the Issue
19. Forget the Flowers
20. Laminated Cat (by side project Loose Fur)
21. Walk on War
22. Passenger Side
23. Outtasite (Outta Mind)
24. Airline to Heaven
25. Via Chicago
26. Hate it Here
27. Walken
28. Jesus, Etc (Audience sing-along; no vocals by Wilco until last verse and chorus)
29. Theologians
30. You Never Know
31. I Must Be High
32. Can’t Stand It
33. Heavy Metal Drummer
34. I’m the Man Who Loves You
35. In the Street (Cheap Trick cover; aka That 70s Show theme song)
Total time: 3 hours

Encore
36. Dreamer In My Dreams
37. Casino Queen
38. Outta Mind (Outta Sight)
39. I’m a Wheel

I’m trying hard to get more into their records, but I cannot wait until I get to see them again. No boys club next time, though. The wife wants a ticket as well.

Freddie Fades, Casey Hangs On

Not exactly the most thrilling finish to a PGA tournament, but Paul Casey did what he needed to do to seal the deal in his first PGA Tour win.  The brutal stretch of finishing holes proved to be too much for sentimental favorite Fred Couples.   Showing his usual grace and a healthy dose of realism, Couples admitted that he just did not have what it took to get the job done this week.

Casey’s two fives (the card can call them bogeys, he was still 20% under the field) on 18, one in regulation and one in the first extra hole against J.B. Holmes were enough to bring him the trophy.  Gritty sand saves down the stretch kept the wheels from falling off for Casey.  Meanwhile, 2 1/2 hours were just too long for the already antsy Holmes to think about a second tee shot over the lake at 18.  After Holmes rinsed his drive on the first playoff hole, all Casey had to do was keep from hurting himself, and he managed to do just that.  It’s not exactly 20-footer-for-birdie-and-the-win type drama, but Casey now has exactly one more PGA tour win than you and me.  Hope you were flipping back and forth between Houston and the Kraft, because that’s where all the drama was.

Tiger saves his best for last

As soon as NBC’s announcers made mention of the fact that Tiger Woods had yet to drop a putt of over 20 feet at Bay Hill, you knew it was good. If it were my Saturday morning game, we’d have given it to him. I’ve never seen a hex work in reverse like that one did. And good on Tiger.

I worry about the state of the tour when Tiger wins in a walk (like the Accenture), but Sunday at Bay Hill was great theater. A solid 67 by Bart Bryant forced Tiger to show that, once again, he’s just a little bit better than everyone else out there on tour. I’m also impressed with O’Hair coming back from those two early bogeys to make a decent showing, although he was never really a factor in the event.

So now the questions start. Can Tiger win 11 in a row? Can Tiger win all four majors this year? Can Tiger win every event he plays in 2008? As long as the rest of the field can keep things interesting, I’ll be sure to stay tuned.

Calling Captain Azinger

If I were you, I’d start worrying now. I realize it’s early in the season, but we’re seeing a serious shortage of closers on the US side in 2008. Let’s look at the results so far:

Mercedes Championship – Steve Stricker fails to close, Daniel Chopra wins.

Bob Hope – Justin Leonard loses a four shot lead and gets lapped by D.J. Trahan. I’m not taking anything away from Trahan here (-7 in the last round isn’t exactly backing into a win), but Justin Leonard is a guy who has come up big in Ryder Cups before. I can only hope Trahan stays hot and plays himself onto the team.

Buick Invitational – Tiger Woods wins, as he should.

FBR Open – J.B. Holmes beats a rusty Phil Mickelson in a playoff. Had J.B. not washed one coming down the stretch, there wouldn’t have even been a playoff.

AT&T Pebble Beach – I love to see the pluggers win, but having Steve Lowery on the team doesn’t make me think we’re a lock.

Northern Trust Open – You never know which Phil Mickelson will show up.  Let’s hope he keeps this up.

Mayakoba – Brian Gay. Somewhat Steve Loweryesque.

Accenture Match Play – TW wins a few close ones, then boat races Stewart Cink. I’d feel better about J.B. Holmes if he’d taken care of Tiger. Cink claims he’s learned from the experience.

Honda Classic – A rock in the trap sinks Calc.

PODS – Makes me wonder what Cink learned from the Accenture. How to seal the deal? Don’t think so. Again, not to take anything away from Sean O’Hair, but Cink gift-wrapped this one for O’Hair.

Will Zinger make good on his idea of picking a hot Nationwide or Champions Tour player? At this rate, he may have to.